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Dating for old people

Once again I am asking you

Annie Mueller
Mar 18
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This exchange occurred last weekend.

R, 14yo: “What did you do last night, Mom?”

Me: “I went on a date.”

R: <look of confusion, shock, maybe anguish?>

Me: …

R: “How does dating for old people even work? Ew. Never mind. I don’t want to know.”

Fuck if I know. But damn.

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