I love unintentionally eavesdropping.
Mom and Dad are on bikes. Kid, 9 or 10 years old, is on a scooter.
Dad: “Are you going medium or fast?”
Kid: “Fast. But I’ve gotta get my gloves on.”
Dad: “Okay, hurry. We have to get home. Are you going medium or fast?”
Kid: “Medium.”
Dad: “You just said fast. We need to get home. You’ve gotta go your fucking fastest.”
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