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I kissed a fish

I kissed a fish

DID NOT TASTE LIKE CHERRY CHAPSTICK

Annie Mueller
Apr 27, 2022
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I’m learning how to human as myself. That’s right.

Congratulations to me.

And learning a lot of things that I didn’t learn yet, that are or should be (considered) standard learning milestones in the young adult phase.

Catching up in the mid-adult phase.

For example, I recently learned that some people are really bad at kissing.

Not me, though. I’m great…

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