I will trade you this muddy shitball for that shiny marble
“You start pretending to have fun, and you might even have a little by accident.”
– Alfred Pennyworth
Here is a phrase I started saying at a time when literally everything had been falling apart for a while and was continuing to fall apart in new and even worse ways:
I am continually delighted by that which is before me.
There were many not-delightful th…