I will trade you this muddy shitball for that shiny marble

“You start pretending to have fun, and you might even have a little by accident.”

– Alfred Pennyworth

Here is a phrase I started saying at a time when literally everything had been falling apart for a while and was continuing to fall apart in new and even worse ways:

I am continually delighted by that which is before me.

There were many not-delightful th…

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