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Overhearing orangutans

Overhearing orangutans

A question worth pondering

Annie Mueller
Jun 07, 2022
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“Would you rather fight an orangutan once a year or fight a chicken every time you open a car door?”

—Child A to Child B

Child B’s answer: orangutan.

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