Things I have said right before shit hit the fan

It's almost like the universe is laughing directly at me

“Anyone who writes an autobiography is either a twat or broke. I’m a bit of both.”

—Viv Albertine

Direct quotes from my journal, within hours or days of a not-great-to-terrible thing happening in my life:

Everyday turns out to be magical if you’re willing for it to be.

Shit → Fan

This situation exists for me because I called it forth, because I need it.

Shi…

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