Things I have said right before shit hit the fan
It's almost like the universe is laughing directly at me
“Anyone who writes an autobiography is either a twat or broke. I’m a bit of both.”
Direct quotes from my journal, within hours or days of a not-great-to-terrible thing happening in my life:
Everyday turns out to be magical if you’re willing for it to be.
Shit → Fan
This situation exists for me because I called it forth, because I need it.