In support of my new ambition (which is failing more often), I reviewed some things from my old ambitions (which were always success-oriented, how lame):

• Set SMART goals or something.

I guess that’s only one thing.

SMART goals is a handy acronym for the way goals are supposed to be if you’re doing them right:

• Specific

• Measurable

• Artistic (???)

• Ravenous (doe…