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What I asked for

What I asked for

Life's a bitch.

Annie Mueller
May 03, 2022
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Dear Life:
I want a change. 
I'm tired of dealing with this shit. 
I'm tired of thinking about this problem,
Mulling it over,
All the time. 
I want my brain back. 
I wish I could focus on other things.
I want to focus on other things. 

Okay, Life said.
Easy peasy. 
Here you go. 

Hey, um, Life:
Nothing changed. 
What the fuck. 

Okay, Life said. 
Let m…

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