What I asked for

Life's a bitch.

Dear Life:
I want a change. 
I'm tired of dealing with this shit. 
I'm tired of thinking about this problem,
Mulling it over,
All the time. 
I want my brain back. 
I wish I could focus on other things.
I want to focus on other things. 

Okay, Life said.
Easy peasy. 
Here you go. 

Hey, um, Life:
Nothing changed. 
What the fuck. 

Okay, Life said. 
Let m…