Hello I’m Annie.
This is my newsletter in which I talk shit, mostly about reading and writing and feelings. Also any other random thing that comes to mind, like geese or tacos.
I write it fast, I send it daily, I don’t edit and it may not make any sense, nothing is guaranteed.
It’s like overly confessional memoir excerpts (except less organized) mated with overly introspective personal essays (except not as well-developed, in any sense) and had a baby…
and then that offspring grew up and mated with a self-conscious (but kinda cute) librarian, and had a baby,
and then THAT offspring grew up and mated with an overly instructive, snarky and self-deprecating advice columnist and
and you end up with This Newsletter.
I’d like to see that lineage mapped out by 23andme.
What to expect
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